I have a friend who is too weird to be in a fraternity named Harry Altman who is looking for a girl under 18 to take to his orange sheets every day of the week, and, being a fan of high school hotties, asked me to hook him up. He's a freshman, 5'6", 130 lbs, undetermined IQ, engineering major, brown eyes, likes the phrases "flame on" and "lucky" (this weekend, that could be you). Many of you might know Altman from the facebook group "Altman's Harem." Well, now is the time to thank him for consistely making you feel like one of millions of admirers on the Facebook, so call his cell at (509)9394794 if you'd be able to go all the way... p.s. it'd mean you'd need to buy him dinner and spirits.