I'm a bit batshit.

 

Enjoy your stay, then go visit: for more batshittedness, which IS a word, you son-of-a-bitch.

 

www.facebook.com/benchilada

  • JoinedSeptember 2004
  • OccupationLibrary specialist
  • HometownSullivan, Illinois
  • Current cityUrbana, Illinois
  • CountryUSA
View all

Photos of benjamin sTone

Testimonials

I'm in love with this guy. It's pretty awesome.

October 29, 2009

I first met Ben Jingles at the conference in Algiers. When he came up to me with a dead snake and 14 children I knew immediately this was a man I had to know. Fortunately, my instincts were correct and we were soon snorting lines off of Charles McMurray's bald spot like no tomorrow. Before I knew it, he looked r… Read more

I first met Ben Jingles at the conference in Algiers. When he came up to me with a dead snake and 14 children I knew immediately this was a man I had to know. Fortunately, my instincts were correct and we were soon snorting lines off of Charles McMurray's bald spot like no tomorrow. Before I knew it, he looked right into my eyes and said "Q... I can see through anything." I asked him to prove it. Two hours and 14 thousand year old eggs (that's 14 "thousand year old eggs" not "Fourteen thousand" year old eggs) later, he was able to tell me what color undergarments each lady had on. Yes... even the duchess.

Read less
April 15, 2009
curved pickle (deleted)

This dude eats things that no dude would dare to think of putting ANYWHERE in their body.

June 18, 2008