BelMikey, also known as everybody's Uncle Mikey, is a fuzzy propeller head, born in Brooklyn, raised in Joisey, now living in Minnesota and concocting code.

When he's not coding, he's running a hobby-ISP and dressing up in funny clothes as part of the SCA's Barony of Nordskogen, or, inexplicably, learning Esperanto.

He does not, contrary to popular belief, have a direct neural connection to the Internet. But he does type real fast.