Whatever happened to sexygirl153!?

Best pixelated brother a girl could ever have.

Cal was the best UBB "hacker" back in the day, haha.

Whilst walking in a meadow this morning, I stooped to pick a buttercup. Why people leave buttocks lying around, I've no idea.

Has too many fucking testimonials, but we love him anyhow. GANKED!

"Canon vs. Nikon is sort of like the vi vs. emacs debate... except that in this case the Canon people are correct." -- Cal Henderson

Do I get to take him home?

Oh god! What's that scratching sound at the window? Why it's Cal with his long spindly pointy fingers, tapping and scraping away at my double glazing. Begone!

One testimonial of many. I think Cal lives near me again. Hi Cal.

And yet, we will always regret that Cal never built dumpster.com...

Cal is a DUDE. 'Nuff said.

I scared Cal the first time I met him. I've only meet Cal once. Thanks for opening the door.

You know that cool little idea you had for a web widget? Cal's already written it in versions for both Perl and PHP and it's only a page of code. That bastard.

bees smells REALLY bad ;]

Wonderful for those late-night deep/silly/hilarious talks :)

bees is the kind of man you can marry. ;)

bees has a crush on me.

Evidently he's the people's hero.

bees often stays up past his bedtime. But it's OK because he has a sexy voice.

My hero forever! Et in saecula saeculorum. Amen. Two sugars, please.

His code is far more secure then the old gne-prototype stuff.

Cal's a pain in the arse, but he's also one of my best friends and I'm going to miss him terribly when he goes to Canada. He's also an amazing programmer, both Classical and Web, and super-fast and efficient.

After several days of climbing, a monk with no toes came upon three nested birds that did not resemble flutes or fishtraps.

He's a great guy!

Cal is a nice chap. He also has a voice that would melt the heart of the most commited nun.

I'd say something about Michael Jackson, but it would be rude. So, I'll just say: Cal is, um, this guy. He's pretty cool and all. Actually, he r0x0rz.

adorable ;-)

Cal has been an online acquaintance of mine for nearly a year. I have nothing but good things to say about him. keep up the good work Cal!

He eats O'Reilly books for breakfast.

Quite possibly the best web developer in the world.