I make kick-ass photos of kick-ass bands. I like doing it. And I'm good at it. So there.

Good photos are like good songs. You start off with a lot of bad ones, then you wheedle them away until you have the best of your favorites. Then you spend ridiculous amounts of time tweaking them and adjusting them and then re-tweaking them. And when you are all done, you look up and realize that the sun is up and you are late for work (again).