Batterpunts is not a smurf. He is not, in fact, a lot of things; but here is an incomplete list of some things he actually is: a good friend, funny, smart, talented, extremely Dutch, in favor of tree grates, bookish, tall, open-minded, unbelievably patient and tolerant (I should know), an exceptionally good writer,… Read more

Batterpunts is not a smurf. He is not, in fact, a lot of things; but here is an incomplete list of some things he actually is: a good friend, funny, smart, talented, extremely Dutch, in favor of tree grates, bookish, tall, open-minded, unbelievably patient and tolerant (I should know), an exceptionally good writer, excellent company, and a better photographer than he gives himself credit for.

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