Jordie is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing hard-boiled criminals with a quick retort and even quicker scissor-kick. She has the strength of ten Wiccans without that earthy smell, and the power of a million 60-watt light bulbs. She can tread water for three days in a row and plays the trombone w… Read more

Jordie is a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing hard-boiled criminals with a quick retort and even quicker scissor-kick. She has the strength of ten Wiccans without that earthy smell, and the power of a million 60-watt light bulbs. She can tread water for three days in a row and plays the trombone with a godlike ability. Using only a shovel and a large glass of water, Jordie once single-handedly defended a small village in the heart of Africa from a horde of ferocious army ants. She can hurl buttons at small moving objects with deadly accuracy, and can perform open heart surgery using only a pencil and a pair of slightly worn spectacles. And she's a brilliant artist and creative force.