On a scale of 1 to Awesome I’m the shit. (NOT REALLY. I just like to think that )

 

- I was tragically born without a personality.

 

- I may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, I’m so much more than that.

 

- One of my goals in life is to learn how to do a backflip.

 

- A 13 year old girl could bench press more than I could.

 

- I’m obsessed with Pete Wentz.

 

- I’m not gay.

 

- I already know who I’m going to marry. His name Is Daniel Rodriguez and if that’s a problem? FUCK YOU. And your Mom.

 

- Moths scare me. As do clowns, Velociraptors and anyone who wears those shoes with built-in roller-skates.

 

- I’m a nice girl. Sometimes I scream like one.

 

- Purple is my favourite fruit. Even if it is the ugliest color alive.

 

- I’m addicted to Cinnamon flavored Eclipse Mints.

 

- I taste like you only sweeter.

 

- Rainbow is a color no matter what you say.

 

- I’m smarter then I look.

 

- 50 told me go ahead switch the style up and if they hate then let ‘em hate and watch the money pile up.

 

- Comments are the self-esteem equivalent of Nitrous Oxide, so don’t hold back.

 

-Im pretty.odd.

 

-Also, I have a fever I can’t ever seem to sweat out…