I can't sing, and I dance badly. Other than that, I am largely content. I swing, in Holmesian manner, between collossal lethargy, and great productiveness. I'm mostly literate, and almost house-trained. I know a great deal about many immensely boring subjects, and strive to know at least a small amount about almost any topic.

I am, occasionally, engaging and witty, but never when there's anyone around.