Here are some of my views and tips directed towards Second Life users:

1. Don't say you're a smart-ass, if you ain't very smart. It's embarrassing.

2. Women, please note... don't gloat about being a bitch. It's undesirable and shameful.

3. Men, please note... the colour of your penis should match the rest of your body.

4. Men, also note... your penis alone isn't going to attract the opposite sex.

5. Gesturebating is like masturbating... do it in moderation.

6. Don't profess "SL is SL and RL is RL" like it's a universally accepted principle. It most certainly isn't! By all means, use SL just to have fun, that's cool. But you are still responsible for your actions, despite SL not having a government or criminal justice. Don't trample on someone's heart for your own personal amusement. You'll be the scum of the meta-verse.

7. NO, I'm not Jesus, nor am I particularly religious. But let's still use the Golden Rule, yeah?? Treat others as you would like to be treated. (Unless it's me. Always revere me!) :-P

8. Being excessively mawkish, sentimental, cheesy, mushy etc in your profile... is vomit inducing.

9. Second Life is NOT a game! Games need some stipulated objectives. In World of Warcraft, you kill gruesome monsters and strengthen your character. In the Sims, you nurture your characters, keep them alive, and aspire to be successful within a career (if you don't, well... you fail at life simulators). ON SECOND LIFE, you do whatever the fuck you like! It's merely a social platform within a virtual world.