Likes: Canada, spelunking, shiny objects, painting her living room a different color every couple of months, burlesque dancers, octopuses

Dislikes: Canada, styrofoam packing peanuts, people who chew with their mouths open, hearing "that one story where we went to that one place" again, snoring, crazy stalkers, failure of google-fu

Favorite sports: hockey, marriage, curling, hockey, snooker, hockey

Noted for: participation in charities, antique furniture obsession, not-entirely-appropriate sense of humor