Whenever people ask me if I've found Jesus I tell them I haven't, but that my friend Asa is a great substitute. Asa as an artist is an urban legend of sorts; a figure talked about in tall tales with "lenses over 20 feet long" and "a crane-like stance that could produce a 30 second exposure so sharp it'd cut right throu… Read more

Whenever people ask me if I've found Jesus I tell them I haven't, but that my friend Asa is a great substitute. Asa as an artist is an urban legend of sorts; a figure talked about in tall tales with "lenses over 20 feet long" and "a crane-like stance that could produce a 30 second exposure so sharp it'd cut right through your eye and split your big fat face in half so that zombie couples could share equal portions of your brain out of each side of your skull like a cereal bowl." Asa promotes equality & diversity with avid artistic activism, devoting countless hours teaching blind children to use photoshop as a means of overcoming their physical deformity through "braille color-balancing" and other experimental methods. Though many called him "experimental" in his early years, his contribution to the photographic art has been compared to such groundbreaking work as that done by onscreen legend Emilio Estevez in the controversial and politically-charged romantic-comedy "Mighty Ducks 9/11: The Crucible" (Limited Release.) Publically praised, scrutinized, condemned, idolized and crucified - Asa's photos will provoke an emotion in you not unlike bad shellfish or a really good episode of Oprah where you find out all this stuff about yourself and your feelings and how it wasn't right what daddy did but that doesn't make it OK to snort diet pills before your double shift at the Lucky Beaver Shack. Behold the pioneer revolutionizing the digital-photographic medium with his "psuedo-pre-neo-synthesized" visual style that is arousing art-college students across the globe. So to all those of you who are searching for a fresh, new, jesus-like substitute of comparable quality and enchantment - with a bold, iconic figure that looks best spraypainted gold and glued to the dashboard of your el camino - I have the perfect one for you. An enigmatic, dark-haired urbanite pushing the envelope of hisindustry and of visual art as we know it. He goes by the name "Asa," a kabbalah-infused trans-neo-hebrew slang term which means "gentle emasculation" or "one-who-flahses-light-all-up-in-your-face" when roughly translated by Madonna's jew banker.