Old , senile, ugly fat fart. Known as ArtGrafx, aka CapOldFart. Card carrying member of Geezers Anonymous, and... oh hell... I fergot the other ones.

A mummified relic from the 60's who still believes... awaiting revolution number 2 cause this world needs it.

Hobbies are art doodles and looking fer my teefs.

Highly athletic. 3 time winner of the 5 yard shuffle. Runner up in the "I've fallen and can't get up" competition.