I'm a brilliant yet reclusive volcanologist residing on my private game reserve on the Kamchatka Penninsula. Soon I will be called upon to save the world from a seismic catastrophe.

Oh, alright...

I'm a corporate lawyer in Manhattan. Soon I will be called upon to save my friend a place in abominals class at Equinox.

Please browse through my collection of very amateur photographs and enable my urgent need to be noticed.

When I'm not working too hard, I love to travel:

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or vertaling Duits Nederlands