All of this happened, more or less.

I really was was born in Zambia in the 60's. At the age of four we really did move to Selsey Bill.

I really did live in London for ten years. And at one time, I even had a career.

In 2002 I bought a small sailing yacht called Caraway and pottered about on board, more or less.

I quit work as we know it and sailed across to France and into the canals. Shortly after leaving Dijon I was abducted by aliens. So it goes...

I was unaware of my abduction until some time after I was returned to my boat and the memories started to come back. More or less...

Unfortunately I was unable to capture any images of these experiences because I left my camera on the boat. But my life has never been the same since. I find it impossible to go back to the 9-5. I can no longer understand why people strive so hard for money and I crave the open sea.

My stream contains the usual mundane stuff such as my family's babies, my partners arse and my friends in various states of drunken abandon. There are a few of my boat and my baby too...