i miss when...

getting high meant swinging on the playground

protection meant wearing a helmet

all u could get from boys were cooties

race issues were who could run the fastest

and war was only a card game

your worst enemies were your siblings

wearing a skirt didn't make u a slut

and the only drug we knew was cough medicine

screwing up meant that we said the alphabet wrong

the only thing that hurt us were scraped knees

and goodbyes meant only until tomorrow and

we couldn't wait to grow up

  

A Real Boyfriend

Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now....

I don't care if you are a guy or a girl or a Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference.....

  

When she stares at your mouth

[ Kiss her ]

   

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass because she thinks she's stronger than you

[ Grab her and don't let go ]

   

When she starts cursing at you tryin' to act all tough

[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

   

When she's quiet

[ Ask her whats wrong ]

   

When she ignores you

[ Give her your attention ]

   

When she pulls away

[ Pull her back ]

   

When you see her at her worst

[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

   

When you see her start crying

[Just hold her and don't say a word ]

   

When you see her walking

[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

   

When she's scared

[ Protect her ]

   

When she steals your favorite hat

[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

   

When she teases you

[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

   

When she doesn't answer for a long time

[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

   

When she looks at you with doubt

[ Back yourself up ]

   

When she says that she likes you

[SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!!!]

   

When she grabs at your hands

[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

   

When she bumps into you;

[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

   

When she tells you a secret

[ keep it safe and untold ]

   

When she looks at you in your eyes

[ don't look away until she does ]

   

When she says it's over

[ she still wants you to be hers ]

  

When she reposts this bulletin

[ she wants you to read it ]

  

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

 

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

 

- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her

 

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

 

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

 

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

 

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

 

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

 

- Give her the world.

 

- Let her wear your clothes.

 

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

 

- Let her know she's important.

 

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

  

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

   

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

 

Call you.

 

Kiss you.

 

Love you.

 

Text you.

  

8 Things I Hate About Everyone

 

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

 

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

 

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

 

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

 

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

 

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

 

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

 

8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

 

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree

 

OJD PLEDGE:

To the brothers of rock and pop,

I pledge my love that will never stop.

They make me laugh, they make me cry,

they are heroes, and there's a million and one reasons why.

I love how cute and dedicated they are,

it's 100% true they are rock stars.

They make my heart melt when they sing,

and also when they strum those guitar strings.

I just want to say Nick, Kevin, and Joe,

I really love you and hope it shows.

So I pledge this to JB, I will be a true fan for eternity

 

When life hands u lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!"

  

I have OJD:

Ob•ses•sive Jo•nas Dis•or•der :n. Also known as O.J.D, a serious disease which causes EXTREME obsession with a band of brothers surname being JONAS! There is NO known cure for this disease, but most of those who have it, do not mind it, and have learned to manage it by getting their DAILY DOSE OF JONAS!!

♥WARNING!♥: IF THOSE WHO HAVE IT DO NOT GET THIER DAILY DOSE OF JONAS, MAY DIE FROM LACK OF JONAS!! (JB concert tickets will help OJD.)

  

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl- Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy- No, this is fun...

Girl- No it's not. Please, it's too scary!

Guy- Then tell me you love me.

Girl- I love you, now slow down...

Guy- I love you too. Now, give me a big hug.

-She gave him a big hug-

Guy- Can you take off my helmet and put it on; its bothering me?

 

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile

   

Music: Today My Friend Told Me That Limited Too Is Not a Restaurant It's a store, And That you cant shoot bacon out of your body, she also told me that Quan Ziggy Ziggy Zam Is Not a holiday she told me that the Jonas brothers were not alive in 1923 and that the earth isn't covered in 75% water that there are cars in Oklahoma She also told me that no one can go to the year 3000 and oh you'll never believe this, she told me that there is no such place as Wisconsin Ohio and that Joe secretly isn't superman she also told me that Kevin wasn't controlled by an X-Box Remote! Pshh... BOY IS SHE STUPID OR WHAT!?((all JB fans Who Belive That This Is True Re-Post Noww)) ♥♥♥

 

17 signs you love someone.

SEVENTEEN:

You look at their profile constantly.

SIXTEEN:

When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:

You read their Texts and IMs Over and over again

FOURTEEN:

You walk really slow when you're with them.

THIRTEEN:

You feel shy whenever they're around.

ELEVEN:

When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.

TEN:

You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:

When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

EIGHT:

You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:

They're all you think about.

SIX:

You get high just from their scent.

FIVE

You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:

You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:

While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time

TWO:

You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing

ONE:

You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

 

21 THINGS GIRLS DON'T REALIZE ABOUT GUYS

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about....

 

2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

 

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile(:

 

4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

 

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

 

6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

 

7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

 

8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE THEM!!!

 

9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.

 

10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

 

11)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something

 

12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is

Guys rarely say that

 

13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"

 

14)If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

 

15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking

something.

 

16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them

 

17)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

 

18)No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it

 

19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!!

Just because ONE is RUDE doesnt mean he represents ALL of them

 

20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

 

21)Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life

 

-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life

 

-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life

 

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