"This man, lady, hath robb'd many beasts of their particular additions:

he is as valiant as a lion, churlish as the bear, slow as the elephant— a

man into whom nature hath so crowded humours that his valour is

crush'd into folly, his folly sauced with discretion. There is no man hath

a virtue that he hath not a glimpse of, nor any man an attaint but he

carries some stain of it; he is melancholy without cause and merry

against the hair; he hath the joints of every thing; but everything so out

of joint that he is a gouty Briareus, many hands and no use, or purblind

Argus, all eyes and no sight."

 —Troilus and Cressida Act I, Scene ii

 

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  • JoinedJanuary 2005
  • OccupationMagician
  • HometownTerre Haute, IN
  • Current cityGainesville, FL
  • CountryUSA

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Innocent String (deleted)

I've known Ajax for many a year and he's handsome, whip-smart and wears size 12 shoes. He's also one of the most infuriatingly insufferable bastards it's been my pleasure to encounter. Most times I think I'd rather punch him than listen to his prattle. That's why he's the master....

January 6, 2006