Psychology: Artschool survivor, family man, aspiring minimalist, confused relativist, resourceful pragmatist, enthusiastic but critical, friendly, tired but happy.

Physique: Six foot, fourteen-and-a-half stone, myopic, unshaven, balding, limping, polydactyic.

Clothes: Can't decide whether to age gracefully or keep pretending it's 1992.

In My Mind: Dynamic global hero transfiguring humanity.