I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my company secretary degree, and Iwill do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

 

Relationship status: what?

 

Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.

 

Age : 10111

 

Here for: web browsing in studying hours.

 

Children : can't be (hey, don't get me **ong here!!)

 

Ethnicity : Programmer, hacker.

 

Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101

 

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

 

Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

 

Humor : weekly.

 

Fashion: Ask my near about. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

 

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

 

Drinking : The first is this.

 

Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. J

 

Living:Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a high school passing guy? Believe me, I am living!!

 

Hometown : the haunted places (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

 

Webpage: //naukri.com,//jobsahead.com Isnt it Ultimate???

 

Passions:searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing others dream, looking for other nothing, remembering my good old school days, worrying about my future.

 

Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess, nfs.

 

Activities: Are you crazy?

 

Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.

 

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, BFMV and anything depressing.

 

Tv shows : can't afford one.

 

Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of Home.