#1- don't ask me to add photos to your private groups.

#2- The photos posted here are of my clients and friends who I have the utmost respect for. If you leave disgusting, rude, sexually explicit or suggestive comments on their photos, I WILL BLOCK YOU. Compliments are one thing, skeevy comments are another. "She's adorable"; is nice, "She looks TASTY", "I'd like to lick that", "MMMM delicious feet" isn't, dig?

#3- If your Flickr site is full of nothing but pictures of you fucking people, or of people engaged in sex acts you collected on the internet, or of you wearing a diaper, don't comment my photos... it gives me the creeps. Same goes for anyone whose only purpose of being on Flickr is to find jerk off fodder. If you profile name is "likeseatingass" or "pussyhound69" or something of a similar nature, SPARE ME THE COMMENTS. I don't feel like explaining your general lack of good judgment with the poor girl whose photo you tainted by commenting "MMMMMMMMmmmmmm".

#4- If you have professional feedback on my photos or specific critique on models, I welcome your feedback, but please save that for a private e-mail and refrain from posting negative comments on my images. 90% of the girls I work with have never modeled, and aren't used to being looked at critically by strangers with stong opinions. They come here to be pampered and to feel good about themselves, so let's not fuck that up.

#5- DO NOT USE MY IMAGES! DO NOT ALTER MY IMAGES! If you have some interesting project, contact me FIRST. If you help yourself and I find out, I GET BITCHY.

Now, on to the fun stuff.

I like to store things in my bra, which has made for some interesting impressions of objects on my boobs at the end of the day. I live to laugh, and surround myself with crazy people that amuse me.

I'm a self-taught photographer, hair stylist, make-up artist, set builder, and retoucher. Most of what you see in my portfolio is 100% my work start to finish, unless you see credits otherwise. I don't pretend to be an expert on anything, and learn something new every time I shoot.

I've met lots of fine and talented folks on Flickr, and hope to be here for years to come.