Veni, Vidi, Vici

Mess with the best, die like the rest

- I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly.

- When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.

- I'm a comedian by day, and master hacker by night.

- I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

- Here are two theories about arguing with a woman, Neither one works.