Welcome to the world of the Clumtards.

But wait! Who are the Clumtards exactly?

The Clumtards are a group of cousins so named after 2 separate occasions of drunken revelry. The name is inspired by Tin, who somehow manages to trip on even her own feet (evidenced by a particularly memorable Halloween party a year ago today). They have since planned dozens of get-togethers (which never happen), or trips out of town (see last statement). They are hoping that by opening up a blog to chronicle their adventures (or misadventures, which could be the case more often than not), they will finally get to experience a trip out without their parents.

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