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A stereotypical Jack-of-all-trades-Master-of-Jackshit, I am a LL.B (Hons) graduate from Cardiff University, Wales, working as a chef at an Auckland cafe while on sabbatical from a position as Resident Producer of Victorian Theatre Company.

I have been a theatre producer, waiter, theatre director, lighting designer, legal intern, web designer, bartender, graphic designer, research assistant for Thompson Associates and Mindvault, as well as a pastry commis chef at the St. David’s Hotel & Spa, Cardiff.

I hope to revert to being a full-time student by joining the LL.M program at Auckland University as well as qualify to practice as a barrister and solicitor in New Zealand by end-2006. Even though I adamantly refuse to lead a legal career.

I am currently single and more than a little worried about the karma of dissing an internet-based prediction back in the late ’90s that I would meet three special women, fall in love with all three (not simultaneously of course), and sleep with all three (again, not simultaneously, alas). Unfortunately, nothing else was said; would I:

- live happily ever after (arguably with the third woman?); or

- end up a 60 year-old decrepid hypochondriac;

- die prematurely due to a mutant strain of avian bird flu (thereby avoiding the delibitating effects of having lung cancer from smoking one too many Marlboros); or

- realise he’s a closet queen with a fetish for cross-dressing transvestites with pet chihuahuas after fathering 3 children out of wedlock; or worse still,

- turn out to be a successful lawyer.

Agnostic as I am, the fact is that his third serious heterosexual relationship ended 18 months ago occasionally keeps me awake at night in my cold companionless single bed. If you’d like to offer me solace, or sponsor my therapy sessions, or sign up as my 4th Lady, feel free to do so. The sooner the better.