I've had a rock stuck in my knee since 1986.

I eat cereal for almost every meal.

I have a huge connect-the-dots tattoo.

While my leg has had some modest internet fame, my hands are much more famous: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnZr0wiG1Hg

I have over 1,712 pictures of myself posing unhappily with stuffed giraffes.

I am a cartoon by Scott Bateman who talks about it.

Twice.

I have a bad habit of improvising songs and hosting underground radio shows.

I am often holding YA books or graphic novels, watching Phyllis Diller films, and covered in ink.

During the day I work as the designer for :01 FIRST SECOND BOOKS. I love it more than I love having feet and I really do love having feet. They keep my shoes on. firstsecondbooks.typepad.com

I am a proud supporter and co-creator of Lumberjack Day. (every Sept. 26) www.lumberjackdaydotcomwastaken.com or I guess www.lumberjackday.net works as well.

I have a case of the Twits.

I smell

...nice?