Abbot Blackbeard is the coolest guy ever. He adventures around with his Falcon on his shoulder, sailing the seas on his cutter, The Albatross Repellant. Once he took over an Empire using only charm and wit, but another time he ruthlessly slaughtered all of the town's mayoral cabinent members for shits and giggles. Plus… Read more

Abbot Blackbeard is the coolest guy ever. He adventures around with his Falcon on his shoulder, sailing the seas on his cutter, The Albatross Repellant. Once he took over an Empire using only charm and wit, but another time he ruthlessly slaughtered all of the town's mayoral cabinent members for shits and giggles. Plus, I heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks.