I live here with ten fish, one snake, three kids, and a wife who puts up with me. I enter photos at APAC so the judges can mostly miss the point.

You can see (and buy) my iStock photos here.

I once dueled to the death with eight alligators and a grapefruit. Fortunately, the table was wearing pyjamas, so it did not count. If it was not for the orange coffee stir-stick, I would still have a third eye. Other than that, I live a fairly exciting life.

Always remember;

No matter how many legs you pull off a snake, it still won't fly.