If you think this is bad, you should see my ~Notes photostream.

Hello, and welcome to my *Notes photostream. Most of my photos have not been viewed by anyone beyond my closest and most intimate internet contacts. So if you have arrived here, consider yourself special, for you are, in some small way at least, possibly on my wavelength. Most people aren't. Most people post exciting, glamorous, indeed sumptuous images of glorious sunsets or rusting piles of interesting metal which already have 99+ faves and at least 12 comments. Hah! We'll have none of that sort of thing here. Rarely viewed and never explored, I remain one of those rare things, a hapless amateur.

Now don't get me wrong, I know any nitwit can be an amateur, but it takes a special kind of idiot to plunge into the vaults of haplessness. Well, now you are here and my life is enriched by your presence. And look! You have gone so far as to read my profile information! What joy awaits you here! I can only hope that you are more-or-less normal, and not an axe-wielding psychopath.

My computer can barely cope with flickr, so don't expect me to look slavishly at your vids/blog unless you're really nice to me, or disconcertingly interesting. I also read slow.

*Update* I now have a new computer, but some of the above still applies. The left shift key does not work, so don't expect me to press it for any reason.

I'm sort of fuzzy. I do not currently require any shoes. I like blue fish. It does not bother me all that much that Goldfish are not 'gold', they are more a sort of orange. I spend most of my spare time being tired. Occasionally I do things, but not necessarily for a living. Sometimes the things I do seem quite worthwhile, and I wish people would pay me to do these things, but not always (but definitely sometimes).

No, I don't want to format my description.

I'm sort of like the dog in the photo below. I've just noticed that due to a recent fave, there is more than one dog below. One might expect this to cause an element of confusion and even exasperation on the part of the patient reader who has this far got, but happily it only makes the previous statement more accurate, as sometimes I am like the one dog, and sometimes like the other. It can be frustrating when I am like either dog, but I know these times will pass.

*Update* (again) I have just checked my profile which has reminded me that I am still hapless. If anyone out there has ample haps, and might be willing to share one or two around (like with me, for instance), please be in touch.

The left shift key still does not work, and I still don't want to format my description, only now, it seems that 629 of my photos are about to be wiped forever (because flickr is becoming a proper business and no longer tolerates hapless amateurs at my abysmal depth of unhapness), so consider yourself privileged (if not fortunate) to have viewed them before that happens. Enjoy - toodle oo.