Trapped in the neverending thesis in muscle physiology, she might some day end up being called "Doctor."
Until that day arrives, you can find her face pressed up against the glass window, staring out over the University graveyard (no, really), hoping that the Medevac chopper pilot might drop down off of the roof on a zipline and whisk her away into the blue, blue sky, like in that one movie she saw that one time.