Craig 'Danger' ****** is of sound mind and character. If I could compare him to anyone from a movie, it would be "Steve the Pirate" from dodgeball! He also has a Brummie accent which makes the pirate thing a little odd, but endearing. Why are you so nice to Craig, I hear you cry? Well, Craig has the honour of being t… Read more

Craig 'Danger' ****** is of sound mind and character. If I could compare him to anyone from a movie, it would be "Steve the Pirate" from dodgeball! He also has a Brummie accent which makes the pirate thing a little odd, but endearing. Why are you so nice to Craig, I hear you cry? Well, Craig has the honour of being the first person to write a testimonial about me! So, to sum up.. The best bit about Craig is his bird, as she has a cool car.

Mr Danger, as he chooses to be referred to as, has reached new levels of mediocrity. His photos and style, lack energy, flair and composition. He often refers to me for input, feedback and cash. I am unable to assist on all 3 points due to his inability to listen to those that are superior to him. Craig would benef… Read more

Mr Danger, as he chooses to be referred to as, has reached new levels of mediocrity. His photos and style, lack energy, flair and composition. He often refers to me for input, feedback and cash. I am unable to assist on all 3 points due to his inability to listen to those that are superior to him. Craig would benefit greatly from spending some time alone reflecting on his work, and would do well to ignore the influence of his peers. Could do better.

I have suspected for some time that Craig is actually a soul re-born from the infamous 'glass eye' Danger. Whom, according to archived and heavily guarded records, existed in the 18th century. He resided mostly in the stormy waters of the north sea and was known all over the world for his particularly 'dangerous' dispo… Read more

I have suspected for some time that Craig is actually a soul re-born from the infamous 'glass eye' Danger. Whom, according to archived and heavily guarded records, existed in the 18th century. He resided mostly in the stormy waters of the north sea and was known all over the world for his particularly 'dangerous' disposition. Not only this but his passion for the study of alchemy, for which it is rumoured he finally suceeded in mastering at the age of seventy-two. This alleged discovery and success has made 'glass eye' a legend among pirates. The guild of pirates have been guarding the secrets of his mastery ever since. It has become my primary mission in this fragile existance to get Craig Danger inebriated enough to perform complex hypnotherapy so I can unleash a past life regression which will release this invaluable knowledge to the non-pirate community. Watch out Danger!