Paul Ryan: A charming and sophisticated bon vivant, a raconteur of unparalleled modesty, as expert in romance as he is in the culinary arts, children adore him, women want to be with him, men just want to be him. A scholar and a rogue, skilled in less than six martial arts and a dead eye with a rifle, bat, or hockey stick. No joke is too much of a stretch, no meal too great to consume in its entirety.