In 1989 Jacob and his sister Barbara, attacked by gangsters, fled and hid in a junkyard where Jacob found a camera bearing a mystical sigil. Upon touching the sigil, he was transformed into the Picklefish. Jacob underwent a magical transformation, his blazer was modernized into an urban styling and his Polaroid camera … Read more

In 1989 Jacob and his sister Barbara, attacked by gangsters, fled and hid in a junkyard where Jacob found a camera bearing a mystical sigil. Upon touching the sigil, he was transformed into the Picklefish. Jacob underwent a magical transformation, his blazer was modernized into an urban styling and his Polaroid camera was upgraded to a top of the range Leica, he was the Picklefish and was ready to shoot. He arranged the gangsters into a stylistically challenging yet fruitful photo shoot, exploring mans darkest obsessions with the colour purple, but was unable to save Barbara who had been critically wounded and slipped into a coma. She was eventually killed by Simon, a hard drinking highly placed member of the Roundtable, the very organization responsible for her state. When Picklefish became one half of Cambodia’s premier hetrosexual gay couple, he died twice in the process. The first person who killed Picklefish was the vampire hunter Candy, who was at the time possessed by squid jerky. He was soon revived by the Jerky Redeemers, along with everyone else who was killed by Candy. The second time he died was when he was fighting like a drunken chav in the sea, but like before, he was once again reborn. Unlike Candy, the Jacob Picklefish possessed an unworldly Thousand Yard Stare of Unwelcome Intent which made the photographic model experience all the pain and suffering they've caused others. He possessed photoshop powers similar to the Candy version, but not only did he have the ability to use cigarette papers as a means of combatting the overzealous flash, he was also able to destroy the undead with his razor sharp glare The Jacob version of Picklefish (Noble Picklefish) would also eventually become the King of Hell. An old friend of Jacobs, William San, a reformed member of the famed Japanese Snow Monkey gang with the ability to create the unlistenable, went to Hell in a deal with the then ruler of Hell, Tim Darknight. In turn for coming to Hell and marrying a hand-picked demon bride, Darknight would use his power to free the Jacob line from the curse of being the host for Noble Picklefish. William San accepted. He married the demoness Darknight provided. On the night after their wedding the demoness betrayed William San and tried to kill him with a knife made of a splinter of bone from the demon Crocodile Mouse. When she failed, Darknight appeared and it was revealed that the entire wedding and everything had been a plan of his to finally kill William San and destroy his soul. William San, understandably angry over the issue, fought Darknight and killed him with a 6 track, 145bpm flat four stompalong. Picklefish then became the King of Hell. Picklefish now combines his compulsory work as King of Hell and Keeper of Souls with a carreer in photography. Indeed, some say that if you zoom close enough into his subjects eyes you may become burned by Picklefish’s Thousand Yard Stare of Unwelcome Intent.