Danny is a Melbourne based, chrome domed, bearded, bespectacled, reformed caffeine addict who no longer has to sneak in to alcoholics anonymous meetings just for the free coffee.

He enjoys playing at being a pretentious dick by referring to himself in the third person and has an extremely low tolerance for people who spend their days blocking supermarket aisles while checking the GI content of foods on their phone’s weight loss app.

When he isn't randomly snapping, he can be found trawling the net in search of recipes for decaffeinated coffee cake.