I am a sort of kite, but without the string. Yes, yes, that's it. A bright red kite, fluttering through the air, right in the front door of Tescos, and back out with a packet of salt and vinegar crisps and a bottle of juice.

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Aye, heh heh heh, whit a laugh ken........big Niai, some boay likesay......played wi' the Fulham, best midfielder ah've ever seen.....could take a wee touch and knock it, oh aye..........he could stroke it aboot a bit or hoof ye aff the park if he wiz in a certain frame o' mind..........turned many a game wi' a wee bit… Read more

Aye, heh heh heh, whit a laugh ken........big Niai, some boay likesay......played wi' the Fulham, best midfielder ah've ever seen.....could take a wee touch and knock it, oh aye..........he could stroke it aboot a bit or hoof ye aff the park if he wiz in a certain frame o' mind..........turned many a game wi' a wee bit o' magic......aye, best midfielder ah've ever seen................. ............then the Hibs signed him, big Conner wiz the gaffer if ah mind right..............debut game at Easter Road and the fans are aw gaun daft watchin' him warm-up, best midfielder they've ever seen mind................... ........then the team get's in position for the kick-aff, and whaurs Conner's new midfielder???............... . ........fuckin' played him UP FRONT...... ........aye, played him up front..............

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August 30, 2006