I'm an eighteen year old unrealistic idealist who is distracted far too easily. I also react dramatically to everything that happens.

I am addicted to strawberry milk. I cry at television adverts and sad movies. I speak fluent nonsense. I have an unhealthy obsession with Glee.

I have just learned to be dependent in the basic ways - I buy and cook my own food, wash my own clothes and clean my own apartment.

I sing too much and am surprised my neighbours have not filed a lawsuit. I dance badly and without co-ordination both alone and with others. I talk too much and due to my lack of brain filter, do not know what I am about to say (AKA verbal diarrhea.

I tend to dream about random shizz and being eaten alive by vicious insects.

There is a 85% chance that I will like you and if I do, I will proceed to taunt/make fun of you relentlessly. Don't worry, that's my warped way of showing appreciation and love.

Er, yeah. That's me in a nutshell. Oh, and if you bothered to read this far, you're awesome.