I am the Ruler of the Kingdom of "DORK", which makes me "King Dork"!
I'm short, ugly, out of shape(unless "Pear" is still a shape), and smell kinda funny if not cleaned properly.
I have no woman, no money, and no life.
I'm Agoraphobic, Claustrophobic, Acrophobic, agraphobic and a few other ...phobics.
I can't dance, or rap, nor do I want to.
I live in "Sin City", work at "Sin City", and trust me....I'm not bragging.
I'm not "Manic", but nonetheless Depressed.
I love dogs and people, if you season and cook them properly.
My life is a trainwreck, okay,not really that exciting though, more like someone stepping barefoot in some dog poop with extra corn.
- JoinedSeptember 2005
- OccupationDermographer
- HometownBezerkeley, CA
- Current cityCin Sity, NV(aka. HELL)
- Countrythe one between canada and mexico
Testimonials
Wow! I get to say what ever I want? This man is so cool. I have been blessed with such a great friend here. We have been through so much and grew closer with every step. He even tagged my body...OuCh! Three times (three strikes you're out?..lol) I went to my first live hockey game (nothing like seeing it live)and h… Read more
Wow! I get to say what ever I want? This man is so cool. I have been blessed with such a great friend here. We have been through so much and grew closer with every step. He even tagged my body...OuCh! Three times (three strikes you're out?..lol) I went to my first live hockey game (nothing like seeing it live)and had my first dark beer (buzzed off half..yeah baby). Once a hot love now a best friend, wait that means he has been demoted. What a Babe! Joe is a very involved daddy, always wanting to be there. Beautiful children. Talented artist. Great photographer. All over funnie person, down to earth,friendly, lovable,and wonderful friend. Yes, he can drive you nuts! Like who doesn't?? Looking forward to the future. Wanna see him be a grandpa. Did I forget anything?? ;)
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