- Lutefisk is not food, it is a weapon of mass destruction. It is currently the only exception for the man who eats everything. I am fairly liberal, I gladly eat worms and insects, but I draw the line on lutefisk.

- What is special with lutefisk?

- Lutefisk is the Norwegians' attempt at conquering the world. When they discovered that viking raids didn't give world supremacy, they invented a meal so terrifying, so cruel, that they could scare people to become one's subordinates. And if I'm not terribly wrong, you will be frightened by it as well.