Human biped.

Retired Proffessional Surfer.

Absurdistic Artist.

Deciever of Ridicule.

Eater of Beets.

Immortalist.

Former Idolatrist.

My profile exists to attract the attention of one person and only one person, you. I cant do facebook.

Physical Education Teacher by trade; because when you can't teach, you teach P.E.

Sportster Owners United for Girls Bike Awareness.