I'm Male and Open.

...and by "open" I mean "completely and totally willing to listen to any of your sexy offers for sexiness". Because I am so sexful, you see.

To be clear, a man like me must constantly be vigilant, weighing the merits of Jessica Biel vs. Jessica Alba. One can't be to hasty in deciding which actress to spend one's valuable time being fawned-over-by. As they are the fawners, I being the fawned. Such is my burden to bear.

Until that day, I'll be on the lookout for whatever Hollywood celebutant flavor-of-the-week A-list under-25 hottie comes along. Beggars can't be choosers, you know. One must live with the genetically perfect women (or women) one is given, as it were.

So, once again, all you starlettes...