Dr. Marcia (Spleeny) is a troubled soul. On the outside, he's got skin, like the rest of us. On the inside, he's got all these organs; gooey, mushy, smelly and essential. Why is he troubled? I'm not sure. He may appear to be a well adjusted man person, but don't let that fool you. Don't let that trick fool you th… Read more

Dr. Marcia (Spleeny) is a troubled soul. On the outside, he's got skin, like the rest of us. On the inside, he's got all these organs; gooey, mushy, smelly and essential. Why is he troubled? I'm not sure. He may appear to be a well adjusted man person, but don't let that fool you. Don't let that trick fool you that he plays where he puts a coin in his nose, and then makes you remove it with your elbow (you just have to hit his jaw really hard). Oh, and his photography? It's really good. But he doesn't like to share that much of it. Unless you beg him, or send him rice patties. You should be so lucky to have him as your friend. You should, but you're probably not that lucky. That's why you lost that $5 bill. Where could it be? But if Martin (Martin? Who is Martin? I thought we were talking about Dr. Marcia?) were your friend, he'd loan you a $5 bill, and you'd only have to pay it back with a meager 2% interest. That's what kind of pal he is.