I've lived in Cleveland (where I learned to love the water and the Browns), Notre Dame (where I learned to love the Irish), Los Angeles (where I almost sold my soul to the devil and learned to drive like one), San Francisco (where I learned to avoid the truth and yet still had a very good time), Orange County (where I learned boredom is a silent killer), Indianapolis (where I learned I still don't like snow), and St. Augustine (where I learned what's important now).