Lets see how well I can describe myself..... One size fits most, yet bigger than a breadbox. More fun than a barrel of monkeys. A cheap date. Supple and brittle with a piggy in the middle. Rattle when shaken. Shaken not stirred. Batteries not included. Able to leap a small building in a single bound. Glows in the dark. Non-flammable. Plays well with others. Rugged sturdy and so reliable. I also kiss my mama with this mouth.