Please do not be alarmed if I have added you as a contact or randomly favorited one of your pictures. I like pretty things.

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Gawd, I'm shallow.

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All right, leaving now before further disgracing can be done. See my pictures and judge me thataway because I doubt I could write a decent autobio if you beat me for one. (And no, you're not allowed to, that was not clandestine approval.)