How the hell am I supposed to squeeze mah luv for Lizy into this 1 damned testimonial? Holy fuck, that's like trying to squeeze a fat guy into spandex. >_> ANYWAY!!! So Lizzie Lizzie Lizzie, I guess I'll start with the obvious: SHE'S A-FUCKING-MAZING PEEPULZ! I LOVE THIS GURL MOAR DEN LIEF ITSELF! She's my oxygen, my a… Read more

How the hell am I supposed to squeeze mah luv for Lizy into this 1 damned testimonial? Holy fuck, that's like trying to squeeze a fat guy into spandex. >_> ANYWAY!!! So Lizzie Lizzie Lizzie, I guess I'll start with the obvious: SHE'S A-FUCKING-MAZING PEEPULZ! I LOVE THIS GURL MOAR DEN LIEF ITSELF! She's my oxygen, my amazing dork, my lover, my husband, and even my fellow walrus rapist. O_O (dont ask peepulz, dont ask) We talk for hours (and stay up until ungodly hours of the morning) making up stories to go with our MSN smilies, and NO ONE knows them but us. LYK HUMPHREY AND HIS GAY HIPPO STALKER, AND BURNING EDWARD CLONES, AND TALKING ABOUT TRISTAN'S GREEK LIKE--YEAH, AND RON THE FUZZLING, AND MRS. CATTERACKS, AND CGKKDK, AND SEMORE+ET, AND EDDIE!!! We're amazing. Simply AMAZING and I'll say it again, I love dis girl. If you don't know her, MEET HER! But be afraid, she might pervify you like she pervified meh. -gaps- Haha justkidding hun, ilysfm. Did I mention that we do strange things with chainsaws? Cus we do. I am the only one that knows how much Lizzie loves WATERBOTTLES and GREEK LIKE--....yeahs. We sing about bears modeling toilet paper (cha cha cha, CHARMIN...membur peepulz, less iz moar). We make funny smilies and apply them to real life. God, i can't even describe how much I love Lizzie, everyone. It's just more than words can say. Lizzie, you are love. :] My hubberz, be mien foeva.