Old Santa Claus lookin guy. Professional writer and artist. I consider myself primarily an illustrator. Lonely. I have a terrific crush on Socar Myles. Beautiful woman, great photographer, wonderful artist and a magnificent sense of humor. My main interests in life are women and horror movies. Usually bad horror movies. Science fiction, fantasy and horror. Writer, with my collaborator John, of the indy horror movie Carnies. Author, with Piers Anthony, of the Gutbucket Quest. Many other credits, including an appearance in Year's Best Horror 14, but why tootle my own horn.

I AM a strange and eccentric person, something of a hermit. I have hidden charms. I work hard to be weird because, you know, it's in the very secret Writers and Artists Handbook and Union Guide. I'm a disabled guy, suffering from a very rare medical plot device for which there's no cure.