I am...

...a slightly (ha!) random rambler

...obsessed with Pernuon

...a proud member of both SASS and the Spa Brigade

...a procrastinator

...a Hardcore Disneylander

...unconcerned about what the heck I eat, cause popcorn and chocolate and potato chips are amazing

...a fan of sarcasm, irony, and acid humor

...going to stop talking now

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...pulling your leg with the above statement

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...a television junkie

...a packrat

...a Scribbler

...a shower (and general life) singer

...actually finished now.

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There's really no more. Go away.