If the Borg came to earth, I'd ask "where do I sign up?" Seriously, I'm not a Trekkie, but I do have a passion for technology. Passion is the proper word, because sometimes it's a love/hate relationship - but I'll get into that some other time.

My vitals? The last time a nurse checked I didn't have a pulse. (Don't you just love technology?) Of course the old school method revealed that, Yes, I was actually living. Okay, I'm 5'11" and 160 lbs. I work 9 to 5, Monday to Friday. Non smoker, no pets (something I want to remedy when I move, I'm leaning towards cats), no tan (I'm working on it), and I'm near-sighted (meaning I can see better close up). I left my pocket protector at home, and I'm still not as lucky as those guys from Revenge of the Nerds!