Tom has been called one of the sexiest men alive. (He should know, he just called himself that.)

Kathy refuses to call herself anything similar, reasoning that we are a little too old for that kind of foolishness. She will go as far as one of the sexiest women on Maries County Road #511 on the north side of Clifty Creek before the road goes up the big hill.

That does it for sexy. Somethng when we have lots of time we'll go into "smart".