I know next to nothing about photography. I depend entirely on the Shakespeare-monkey-typewriter approach which the digital age has brought, allowing even the most talentless buffoon to accidentally create a nice-looking photo simply by firing off thousands of shots and hoping for the best.

I don't take portraits because that looks like it might require some real ability and a proper understanding of post-processing. And I don't much like people anyway. I lack the patience to photograph wildlife and - possessing the reaction times of a geriatric sloth - my attempts to capture anything that isn't completely static tend to result in pictures of empty sky or random blurs.

So I take pictures of landscapes and buildings instead, as they don't tend to move about much. Being fully committed to holiday indolence, I can rarely be bothered to get up early or stay up late for the best light, but every now and again I still end up with an image that I think is quite attractive. These images are what you see here.