Director of Putting Things Away, Stormtrooper of Pastry (White Flour Battalion), Sargent-At-Arms of Comic Books, Viscount of San Francisco restaurants, and President pro tem of Watching TV When He Should Be Doing Something Constructive, Kyle Battell Minor lives with his husband and fellow bon vivant Christopher Myers in San Francisco, finest city on the whole of the planet. He is only occassionally mistaken for his far more attractive, younger self.