Jack of all trades, Master of some.

Legend in my own mind.

"Suffers from delusions of grandeur" whatever that means. ;-)

Blah, blah, blah.

Yada, yada, yada

I've been to a few countries around the world...

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and a few states too...

visited 22 states (44%)

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